Be a better revenger with
Eric Fair-Layman's
(aka Papasquatch)
new poetry (work)book:
Cathartic Musings &
Do-It-Yourself* Revenge Poetry
A Workbook of Poems, Prompts, Templates,
& Other Trojan Horses
*Dear Gen Z: "Do-It-Yourself" stands for "DIY"
Eric Fair-Layman's
(aka Papasquatch)
new poetry (work)book:
Cathartic Musings &
Do-It-Yourself* Revenge Poetry
A Workbook of Poems, Prompts, Templates,
& Other Trojan Horses
*Dear Gen Z: "Do-It-Yourself" stands for "DIY"
See the hype:
"There has never been a book of poetry like Eric Fair-Layman’s deliciously irreverent blend of satire, provocation, self-reflection, redemption, philosophical musings, DIY revenge poetry templates, and even writing prompts. The genius of this poet’s complex, hilarious trickster magick provides a desperately needed jolt of joy in these dark times."
Christopher Luna, Clark County WA’s Inaugural Poet Laureate and founder of Ghost Town Poetry Open Mic
(That was pretty much all the hype, unfortunately.)
"There has never been a book of poetry like Eric Fair-Layman’s deliciously irreverent blend of satire, provocation, self-reflection, redemption, philosophical musings, DIY revenge poetry templates, and even writing prompts. The genius of this poet’s complex, hilarious trickster magick provides a desperately needed jolt of joy in these dark times."
Christopher Luna, Clark County WA’s Inaugural Poet Laureate and founder of Ghost Town Poetry Open Mic
(That was pretty much all the hype, unfortunately.)
A New Kind of Poetry (work)book
Includes:
Includes:
cathartic poems: aimed mostly at the shitkickers making our world worse, including your ex.
writing prompts: write your own catharsis. at everyone who deserves it, including, but not limited to, billionaires, prosperity gospel preachers and elected aspiring fascists.
do-it-yourself revenge: 6 Templates with instructions and examples to write back at those who have mistreated, bullied & even sandbagged you.
Plus, many other easter eggs for the true believers at the expense of the trendy hipsters who buy this book for the wrong reason.
there might even be an invitation to join a cult that doubles as a teacher lesson plan resource for internet literacy...
writing prompts: write your own catharsis. at everyone who deserves it, including, but not limited to, billionaires, prosperity gospel preachers and elected aspiring fascists.
do-it-yourself revenge: 6 Templates with instructions and examples to write back at those who have mistreated, bullied & even sandbagged you.
Plus, many other easter eggs for the true believers at the expense of the trendy hipsters who buy this book for the wrong reason.
there might even be an invitation to join a cult that doubles as a teacher lesson plan resource for internet literacy...
Buy Cathartic Musings et al now!
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buy for local pick up
COMPELLING REASONS TO BUY THIS BOOK
Be free of the Shitkickers
Well, not really free of them, per se. But if you can't seem to shake the lowlifes, rapscallions, nosey-parkers, louses, asswipes, buttinskies, jerks, nincompoops, brown-nosers, snivellers, dogs, corporate whores, scoundrels, rotters, scallywags and other assholes, then at the very least, you can finally get the last word in (though you should NOT actually show it to them) and feel just so. damned. good. about the verbal retribution that this book will help you create.
Be free of the Shitkickers
Well, not really free of them, per se. But if you can't seem to shake the lowlifes, rapscallions, nosey-parkers, louses, asswipes, buttinskies, jerks, nincompoops, brown-nosers, snivellers, dogs, corporate whores, scoundrels, rotters, scallywags and other assholes, then at the very least, you can finally get the last word in (though you should NOT actually show it to them) and feel just so. damned. good. about the verbal retribution that this book will help you create.
Be cooler than you were.
Have you ever noticed that when you tell someone what was done to you, they always respond by asking, "What did you say when they did/said that to you??" Usually, you try not to admit that you said nothing. Or worse, that you sheepishly agreed with the offender. So shameful. But it's not your fault. No one ever showed you how to get back at them. Now, you can pull out the literary reprisal this book helps you to compose and show off your brilliant, witty comeback (that you should not ever actually show the offender... see Rashad Humzilbab's Release of Liability on page 50 of the book you haven't bought yet [ahem, cough, hint hint]...). Bonus, your friend might not even notice that you perhaps, maybe, you sort of, didn't quite, say this beautiful piece of revenge literature my book will help you write. Luckily, it's implied that you showed this witty revenge poem to the offender. And they'll so caught up in the brilliance of your wit that this book will help you write, that they will immediately begin to admire you for your intellect AND your courage. The will celebrate the presence of mind you had in the moment as though your retributive masterpiece was formulated on the spot, under fire. (Bravo!)
Have you ever noticed that when you tell someone what was done to you, they always respond by asking, "What did you say when they did/said that to you??" Usually, you try not to admit that you said nothing. Or worse, that you sheepishly agreed with the offender. So shameful. But it's not your fault. No one ever showed you how to get back at them. Now, you can pull out the literary reprisal this book helps you to compose and show off your brilliant, witty comeback (that you should not ever actually show the offender... see Rashad Humzilbab's Release of Liability on page 50 of the book you haven't bought yet [ahem, cough, hint hint]...). Bonus, your friend might not even notice that you perhaps, maybe, you sort of, didn't quite, say this beautiful piece of revenge literature my book will help you write. Luckily, it's implied that you showed this witty revenge poem to the offender. And they'll so caught up in the brilliance of your wit that this book will help you write, that they will immediately begin to admire you for your intellect AND your courage. The will celebrate the presence of mind you had in the moment as though your retributive masterpiece was formulated on the spot, under fire. (Bravo!)
Release yourself from the shame of having bottled it up
It's not your fault you aren't a good revenger already. Did your parents show you this? No, they didn't, sadly. Not formally. In this way, this book is a sort of reparenting.
To be the revenger good parents would have wanted for you. For a better world.
It's not your fault you aren't a good revenger already. Did your parents show you this? No, they didn't, sadly. Not formally. In this way, this book is a sort of reparenting.
To be the revenger good parents would have wanted for you. For a better world.
Who is this book for?
It's for you. You'll like it. I know it.
It's for you. You'll like it. I know it.
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