Be a better revenger with
Eric Fair-Layman's
(aka Papasquatch)
new poetry (work)book:
Cathartic Musings &
Do-It-Yourself* Revenge Poetry
A Workbook of Poems, Prompts, Templates,
& Other Trojan Horses
*Dear Gen Z: "Do-It-Yourself" stands for "DIY"
Eric Fair-Layman's
(aka Papasquatch)
new poetry (work)book:
Cathartic Musings &
Do-It-Yourself* Revenge Poetry
A Workbook of Poems, Prompts, Templates,
& Other Trojan Horses
*Dear Gen Z: "Do-It-Yourself" stands for "DIY"
See the hype:
"There has never been a book of poetry like Eric Fair-Layman’s deliciously irreverent blend of satire, provocation, self-reflection, redemption, philosophical musings, DIY revenge poetry templates, and even writing prompts. The genius of this poet’s complex, hilarious trickster magick provides a desperately needed jolt of joy in these dark times."
Christopher Luna, Clark County WA’s Inaugural Poet Laureate and founder of Ghost Town Poetry Open Mic
"There has never been a book of poetry like Eric Fair-Layman’s deliciously irreverent blend of satire, provocation, self-reflection, redemption, philosophical musings, DIY revenge poetry templates, and even writing prompts. The genius of this poet’s complex, hilarious trickster magick provides a desperately needed jolt of joy in these dark times."
Christopher Luna, Clark County WA’s Inaugural Poet Laureate and founder of Ghost Town Poetry Open Mic
A New Kind of Poetry workbook
Includes:
Includes:
Poems: cathartic. Aimed mostly at the shitkickers making our world worse.
Prompts: write your own Catharsis about the modern world. Better than you could have imagined
Revenge: 6 Templates to write back at those who have mistreated, bullied & even sandbagged you.
Plus, many other easter eggs for the true believers.
Prompts: write your own Catharsis about the modern world. Better than you could have imagined
Revenge: 6 Templates to write back at those who have mistreated, bullied & even sandbagged you.
Plus, many other easter eggs for the true believers.
Buy Cathartic Musings et al now!
buy for local pick up
buy for local pick up
Be free of the Shitkickers
Well, not really free of them, per se. But if you can't seem to shake the lowlifes, rapscallions, nosey-parkers, louses, asswipes, buttinskies, jerks, nincompoops, brown-nosers, snivellers, dogs, corporate whores, scoundrels, rotters, scallywags and other assholes, at the very least, you can finally get the last word in (though you should NOT actually show it to them) and feel just so. damned. good. about the verbal retribution that this book will help you create.
Well, not really free of them, per se. But if you can't seem to shake the lowlifes, rapscallions, nosey-parkers, louses, asswipes, buttinskies, jerks, nincompoops, brown-nosers, snivellers, dogs, corporate whores, scoundrels, rotters, scallywags and other assholes, at the very least, you can finally get the last word in (though you should NOT actually show it to them) and feel just so. damned. good. about the verbal retribution that this book will help you create.
Be cooler than you were.
After you tell someone what was done to you, they always respond by asking, "What did you say when they did/said that??" Now, you can pull out the literary reprisal this book helps you to compose and show it to them. Bonus, they might not even notice that you perhaps, maybe didn't quite say that you showed your masterpiece to the offenders in your life, but it's implied and they'll so caught up in the enhanced brilliance of your wit that this book gives you, that they will immediately begin to admire you for your intellect AND your courage; your presence of mind in the moment as though your retributive masterpiece was formulated on the spot, under fire. (Bravo!)
After you tell someone what was done to you, they always respond by asking, "What did you say when they did/said that??" Now, you can pull out the literary reprisal this book helps you to compose and show it to them. Bonus, they might not even notice that you perhaps, maybe didn't quite say that you showed your masterpiece to the offenders in your life, but it's implied and they'll so caught up in the enhanced brilliance of your wit that this book gives you, that they will immediately begin to admire you for your intellect AND your courage; your presence of mind in the moment as though your retributive masterpiece was formulated on the spot, under fire. (Bravo!)
Release yourself from the shame of having bottled it up
It's not your fault you aren't a good revenger already. Did your parents show you this? No, they didn't. Not formally. This book is a sort of reparenting.
For a better world.
It's not your fault you aren't a good revenger already. Did your parents show you this? No, they didn't. Not formally. This book is a sort of reparenting.
For a better world.
Who is this book for?
Rooted in Traditional Chinese Medicine Meridian Theory and simultaneously infused with many Western Medicine principles, True Body Intelligence (TBI) is a rebirth of genius that expresses the brilliance held within each and every cell of the human spiritual complex.
Treatments Include
Ma Xing: using the feet (instead of massaging with the hands) to give a deep-muscle massage.
Resistance stretching: stretching while pushing against the stretch. This gives your physical body improved flexibility and relief from pain, which can also translate to relief in the emotional, mental and spiritual bodies as well. The transformation offered can be much more permanent than conventional techniques.
A session with Eric can be exhilarating, energizing, cathartic, empowering, and give an overall sense of well-being. The most common results are significantly reduced pain, decreased joint tension and deeper sleep, as well as alleviation of various conditions from sciatica and plantar fasciitis to restless leg syndrome.
Eric, who has a bachelor's degree from UCLA and a master's degree from Lewis & Clark, was born with a mild form of cerebral palsy. Since meeting Christopher Maher, his teacher and the innovator of TBI, Eric has been transforming his body, developing better posture, agility, and presence, and may be able to offer similar changes to those seeking to eliminate pain and emotional trauma from their bodies.
Please check out Eric's testimonials to hear other clients' results.
Portland Office Spaces
Common Ground Wellness Center, 5010 NE 33rd between Alberta and Killingsworth.
Fri - Wed.
Eric will still work out of his SW location at OmBase (6357 SW Capitol Hwy) for clients on the westside.
By appointment.
Eric irregularly travels to NYC, LA, Seattle, Vashon Island, and Vancouver, BC to work with clients.
Contact Eric about coming out to your location.
Rooted in Traditional Chinese Medicine Meridian Theory and simultaneously infused with many Western Medicine principles, True Body Intelligence (TBI) is a rebirth of genius that expresses the brilliance held within each and every cell of the human spiritual complex.
Treatments Include
Ma Xing: using the feet (instead of massaging with the hands) to give a deep-muscle massage.
Resistance stretching: stretching while pushing against the stretch. This gives your physical body improved flexibility and relief from pain, which can also translate to relief in the emotional, mental and spiritual bodies as well. The transformation offered can be much more permanent than conventional techniques.
A session with Eric can be exhilarating, energizing, cathartic, empowering, and give an overall sense of well-being. The most common results are significantly reduced pain, decreased joint tension and deeper sleep, as well as alleviation of various conditions from sciatica and plantar fasciitis to restless leg syndrome.
Eric, who has a bachelor's degree from UCLA and a master's degree from Lewis & Clark, was born with a mild form of cerebral palsy. Since meeting Christopher Maher, his teacher and the innovator of TBI, Eric has been transforming his body, developing better posture, agility, and presence, and may be able to offer similar changes to those seeking to eliminate pain and emotional trauma from their bodies.
Please check out Eric's testimonials to hear other clients' results.
Portland Office Spaces
Common Ground Wellness Center, 5010 NE 33rd between Alberta and Killingsworth.
Fri - Wed.
Eric will still work out of his SW location at OmBase (6357 SW Capitol Hwy) for clients on the westside.
By appointment.
Eric irregularly travels to NYC, LA, Seattle, Vashon Island, and Vancouver, BC to work with clients.
Contact Eric about coming out to your location.
Classes
Deep Realignment with the B.E.S.T.S.: 12-meridian stretch class & Rebirthing Meditation
Learn to resist yourself and create deeper stretch that lasts longer and decreases the stress in your body.
Please contact me (above) if you are interested in taking a class
What if stretches could go deeper than just maintenance but actually building a new flexibility with efficiency and grace?
Breathwork
and
Somato-emotional Release
Have you experienced emotional traumas? Adverse Childhood Events? Abuse? Are you looking for a slam-dunk cathartic and transformational experience?
Much of the standard healing avenues- from books, from transformational seminars and talk therapy- are great but are limited in their scope. There seems to be a physical component to healing and that merely "understanding" your problems, while an important component of transformation, isn't always enough to make the change. Maybe you've noticed this? The Chinese have said that your body is your subconscious for 5000 years. True Body Intelligence certainly offers this healing, taking tension out of the body to aid healing in more ways than just physical. But now, with Jay's training, we can get into the abdomen (where so much of our tension is stored) as well as access the surprising emotional healing offered from breathing techniques.
Or maybe you just want a transformational experience, a session that goes deep every time and delivers, each time. TBI often accesses these obvious emotional shifts; somato-emotional release and breath work gets you to these breakthrough moments and deeply reflective states every time.
Please inquire about getting a session of breath work and somato-emotional release if you are interested.
Your breath is the key to your emotions
Much of the standard healing avenues- from books, from transformational seminars and talk therapy- are great but are limited in their scope. There seems to be a physical component to healing and that merely "understanding" your problems, while an important component of transformation, isn't always enough to make the change. Maybe you've noticed this? The Chinese have said that your body is your subconscious for 5000 years. True Body Intelligence certainly offers this healing, taking tension out of the body to aid healing in more ways than just physical. But now, with Jay's training, we can get into the abdomen (where so much of our tension is stored) as well as access the surprising emotional healing offered from breathing techniques.
Or maybe you just want a transformational experience, a session that goes deep every time and delivers, each time. TBI often accesses these obvious emotional shifts; somato-emotional release and breath work gets you to these breakthrough moments and deeply reflective states every time.
Please inquire about getting a session of breath work and somato-emotional release if you are interested.
Your breath is the key to your emotions
